Welcome to the new home of Magothy Treats, which only last week was described in my local news broadsheet as "the eponymous Bayside sweet shop that's become a haven for
the more subversive elements of the senior high forensics scene."
I did not choose this. Those debaters really piss me off. They inhale pastries the way normal people inhale Albuterol: obsessively, and without chewing.
Still, eponymous. Haven. These are words I like to hear. Welcome to Magothy Treats!